From The Arab Voice
The police were put on full alert n New York City when a
group of Americans entered the hospital complaining of stomach pains
after having eaten one of the best Egyptian dishes in an Egyptian
restaurant. The police rushed to the store, seized the remains of
the delicious dish, and examined the food to determine whether it
contained any dangerous substances
An Arab man tried everything he could to return to his house
in Brooklyn after his wife reported him to the police. She made
him sign a paper to prevent him from going home where he would show
up drunk at 4:00 am every morning, begin shouting and screaming,
wake up his kids, start to beat them, and then take away their allowances.
Translated from Arabic by Elias Saber
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